| Why don't Scottish men wear pants? Because a sheep can hear a zipper a mile away. | Q. What’s the difference between a women in a church and a women in the bath? A. One's got hope in her soul..... The other one gets soap in her hole | Who makes more money? A drug dealer or a prostitiute? A: A prostitute cos she can sell her crack , wash it and sell it again. | A man brushes past a woman in a hotel lobby and his elbow hits her in the chest. He apologises profusely and says, "If your heart is as soft as your bosom, I'm sure you will forgive me." She says, "If your cock is as hard as your elbow, I'm in Room 132!" |
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